I truly regret watching this video.
- #5: If someone is looking at you funny, consider the possibility that they may suffer from chronic creepiness, rather than intending actual funny looks.
- #23: Generally speaking, it’s best to avoid bringing lions, tigers, or bears to the mall, even if they’re just babies. Oh my.
- #49: Getting up close to someone’s face and singing Nine Inch Nails lyrics is not a good way to make friends.
- #70: Yes, you can still rock out like it’s 1998, even if it was ten years ago. Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic…
- #91: Don’t bother trying to come up with the stupidest comment ever made to someone on the internet. You’re way out of your league.